What up y’all?? It’s been a minute since I’ve posted something but now I’m back. What I would like to speak about this time is something so serious. Something so critical and important, I just can’t ignore it any longer. It’s something that I feel very passionate about. I want to talk about all you women that come to the workplace dressed like you going to the damn club! Looking like hoochies and hookers. How the hell am I supposed to do my work and look at a phat ass in tight dress pants? Or a blouse that’s half-way unbuttoned exposing your goods? Huh, how am I supposed to concentrate? When you got on some tight shit and everyone can see you ain’t got no underwear on? Am I supposed to respect you for your work ethic? As an HR Director, how am I supposed to investigate claims of sexual harassment if I wanna sexually harass your ass too? I’m talking about the tight mini-skirts and the hooker boots. The stilettos and lace stockings. And why y’all gotta bend over like that in front of me? I’d be wrong if I were to just smack the shit out your ass right? How am I supposed to do a presentation if you’re in the front row with a short ass skirt on and you keep crossing and uncrossing your legs so I can see your Victoria’s Secrets? And the worst is when you have an employee that reports to you that dresses like a slut. Am I supposed to tell her she needs to dress more professionally? If she’s ugly I will, but if you fine, then I’m going to be a perv. And don’t be thinking that you gonna get a pay increase by flirting and dressing scandalous. Well, maybe you will, but shit at least try to be more discreet about it. Just this morning I had a meeting with someone and this is the first time I saw her not in her nursing uniform. Stilettos, short tight mini-skirt, and low-cut tight sweater on. I could hear the porno music playing in my head! The moral of the story is…..all the sexy, scandalous, slutty, whorish, females looking for a job need to send me your contact info . I have a few “positions” I’m interviewing for. Follow me on twitter hoe…..@LegacyStarr